Vegas Day 1:
Yesterday, I flew from New Orleans to LA to Las Vegas. Going to LAX of course I was star sighting. Sure enough I saw Thor's brother, who my wife tells me is engaged to Myley Cyrus walking around with one of those beanie type hats. I identified him as d-bag first and then I saw it was a word class d-bag. Thought that was it for star gazing but then I got on my plane and was walking back to economy class when this petite, rather pretty lady starting walking against traffic toward me and first class. Huge sunglasses and a hand covering her face a little bit. Hello Paula Abdul. I stop at the open seat to let her in, even as others struggled past her. She didn't say thank you. Maybe she was worried I'd recognize her voice (she's right that verbal honey would instantly take me back to her immortal duet with Skat Kat ). Then I'd be able to see through her watermelon sized specs and identify her as Paula Abdul... Or mayb...